Total Medals Earned: 638 (From 93 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,610 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/100 points)
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (125/225 points)
Beat the game!
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Rescue NeNe.
Rescue Darnell.
Medals Earned: 7/30 (55/600 points)
Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Cast a spell for the first time.
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Stand on ice and slide around.
Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Cast a level 3 spell.
Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Reach an experience level of 30.
Max out your HP and MP.
Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Collect every coin in every level.
Open every treasure chest in every level.
Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 4/17 (55/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Kill Zomboss.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/190 points)
Transform to Ashura mode!
End the game.
Perform a 45 combo.
Score more than 200K
End the game without dying in expert difficulty.
Medals Earned: 9/30 (50/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Get a little head.
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/400 points)
Wipe the tears away from Mr. Toiletpaper
Survive the incredible challenges of round 1
Buy a taco
Buy a flaming hot taco.
Buy the last taco you will ever eat
Buy doner
Buy broccoli
Buy the last kebab
Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 15/32 (170/600 points)
Use a bomb for the first time.
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as Lance.
Fully upgrade any stat.
Get hit 100 times in total.
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Fully upgrade all stats
Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as Anna.
Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Complete all bonus levels.
Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Get A ranks in all 25 levels.
