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Total Medals Earned: 638 (From 93 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 11,610 Points

Darnell's Recount

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/415 points)

DownForwardPunch 5 Points

View the COMBOS page.

Floatin 5 Points

Master the Fire Flip.

Teh Intran3tz 5 Points

Visit the links page.

The Election 5 Points

View the intro movie.

Evil Dead 10 Points

Get your chainsaw on!

Medication 10 Points

Drink the mystery potion.

SupaSpy 25 Points

Find all 6 secret areas.

Thanks... 25 Points

Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.

Toasty 25 Points

Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.

Animal Control 50 Points

Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.

Recount 50 Points

Defeat the class president.

UberPWNT 50 Points

Shut down the UberBot.

Yes We Can! 50 Points

Beat the game.

Must be the Afro. 100 Points

Beat the game without dying.

Days Of Blood

Medals Earned: 8/21 (50/460 points)

Angry Knight 5 Points

Kill 100 enemies

Awkward Moment 5 Points

Die without killing anyone... awkward...

First Blood 5 Points

Kill your first enemy!

Flying death 5 Points

Kill 10 enemies throwing your sword!

Shield Trash 5 Points

Kill 10 Enemies using your shield

Patient Player 10 Points

Watch all the intro of the game without skipping it.

Shield Rage 10 Points

Kill 25 Enemies using your shield

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Dead from above 10 Points

Kill 30 enemies throwing your sword!

Furious Knight 10 Points

Kill 200 Enemies

Vicious Knight 10 Points

Kill 300 Enemies

Boom! Who's your daddy? 25 Points

Kill 80 Enemies using your shield

Killer 25 Points

Kill 400 Enemies

Medieval Sniper 25 Points

Kill 50 enemies throwing your sword!

My Shield Is My Weapon 25 Points

Kill 99 Enemies using your shield!

Shield Time Baby! 25 Points

Kill 50 Enemies using your shield

Blood for Dinner 50 Points

Kill 500 Enemies

Epic 50 Points

Kill all 666 enemies without dying.

Live To Kill 50 Points

Kill 600 Enemies! Haggr!

Ultimate Killing Machine 100 Points

Kill Everyone!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Dragon Boy

Medals Earned: 4/6 (185/335 points)

Stone Flinger 10 Points

Slay Goliath

Big Foot 25 Points

Find a rare item.

Enter the Dragon 50 Points

Raise a full-grown dragon.

Dragon Master 100 Points

Defeat the game!

Merlin's Apprentice 50 Points

Max our your magic abilities.

Dragon Lord 100 Points

Defeat Hard Mode!

Earth Taken

Medals Earned: 9/20 (95/460 points)

Alien Hunter 5 Points

Kill 8 Aliens

Kaboom! 5 Points

Blow up 3 cars

Blastman 10 Points

Fully upgrade your shotgun

Gas Mask Max 10 Points

Fully upgrade your gas mask

Hero 10 Points

Save 3 survivors

Scare Crow 10 Points

Kill 10 crows

Shhh! 10 Points

Find 1 secret area

Vandal 10 Points

Shoot out 10 lights

Alienator 25 Points

Kill 111 aliens

9 Millimeter 10 Points

Fully upgrade your pistol

Health Nut 10 Points

Fully upgrade your health

Pyro 10 Points

Fully upgrade your flame thrower

SMG Bursts 10 Points

Fully upgrade your sub machine gun

Biiig Badaboom! 25 Points

Blow up 15 cars

Hobo! 25 Points

Trash 54 trashcans

Savior 25 Points

Save 11 survivors

18 50 Points

Find all 18 secret areas

Murder Of 50 Points

Kill 50 crows

Vampire 50 Points

Shoot out 128 lights

Only The Start 100 Points

Complete all chapters

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 19/44 (150/500 points)

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Enigmata

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)

Nightstealer 5 Points

Defeat the first minion of Genu.

Protector of Darkness 25 Points

Defeat the dark force that lurks in Alaana.

Keeper of Souls 50 Points

Defeat the metaforce ship that guards the Deadly 4.

Demon Lord Genu 100 Points

Defeat the dark ruler of the Enigmata.

Epic 100 Points

Defeat the creator of Genu.

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

Medals Earned: 66/76 (915/1,200 points)

300 Damage 5 Points

Deal 300 damage with a single hit.

3K Damage 5 Points

Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit

Art Appreciator 5 Points

Check out some of the art galleries.

Burn Baby Burn 5 Points

Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.

Chicken Molester 5 Points

Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.

First Blood 5 Points

Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.

First Casualty 5 Points

Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.

Kamikaze 5 Points

Kill yourself with a spell or summon.

Keys Unlock Stuff 5 Points

Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.

Lava Burns 5 Points

Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.

Limits Were Broken 5 Points

Use an awesome limit break for the first time.

Lunchtime 5 Points

Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.

Marathon Runner 5 Points

Take 10,000 steps. Fun.

Mega Resistance 5 Points

Absorb some elemental damage.

Millionaire 5 Points

Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.

New Skill Found 5 Points

Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.

New Skill Learnt 5 Points

Learn the first of many new skills.

Overkill 5 Points

Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.

Panty Thief 5 Points

Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.

Permanent Stat Boost 5 Points

Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.

Pervert 5 Points

Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.

Power On 5 Points

Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.

Slime Cat 5 Points

Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.

Slimy Situation 5 Points

Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.

Start the Game Already 5 Points

Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.

Step Over the Dead 5 Points

Clear away a player's rotting corpse.

Taste Pain 5 Points

Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.

Unknown Power Level 5 Points

Find an unscannable secret foe.

Used Cut 5 Points

Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.

Used Flash 5 Points

Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.

Used Rock Smash 5 Points

Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.

Used Strength 5 Points

Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.

Used... Ladder? 5 Points

Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.

Water Conducts 5 Points

Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).

Winter is Coming 5 Points

Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.

30K Damage 10 Points

Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.

Best Customer 10 Points

Completely buy-out an equipment shop.

Death Penalty 10 Points

Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.

Extinction Event 10 Points

Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.

Extra Lives 10 Points

Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.

Invaders from Space 10 Points

Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.

Level 10 10 Points

Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.

Level 20 10 Points

Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.

Level 30 10 Points

Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.

Monster Hunter 10 Points

Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.

NPC Helper 10 Points

Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.

NPC Servant 10 Points

Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.

NPC Slave 10 Points

Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.

Zoology Student 10 Points

Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.

Ancient Civilization 25 Points

Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.

Blacksmith 25 Points

Fully upgrade any item of equipment.

Deforestation Problem 25 Points

Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.

Digging Too Deep 25 Points

Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.

I See Dead People 25 Points

Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.

Keen Eye 25 Points

Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.

Leet Hacker 25 Points

Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.

Lost Ruins 25 Points

Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.

Plants Eat You 25 Points

Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.

Realm of Robots 25 Points

Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.

Slime Cat King 25 Points

Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.

The Gang's All Here 25 Points

Find all of your missing party members.

Beastmaster 50 Points

Unlock all summon creatures.

Equipment Collector 50 Points

Collect 145 pieces of equipment.

Treasure Hunter 50 Points

Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.

Zoology Expert 50 Points

Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.

The World is Saved 100 Points

Beat the game and save the world.

Overpriced Snacks 5 Points

Destroy the economy by buying rare food.

300K Damage 10 Points

Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.

Level 40 10 Points

Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.

Power of Courage 10 Points

Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.

Electrical Engineer 25 Points

Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.

Extreme Gardener 25 Points

Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.

Lumberjack 25 Points

Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.

Rock Miner 25 Points

Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.

3M Damage 50 Points

Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!

Cat Person 100 Points

Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.

Escape Pico's Mansion

Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/220 points)

Die 25 Points

Really? That's even possible?

Money Maker 10 Points

Money won't buy back the time you wasted.

The Secret Room 10 Points

Find the Secret Room

Master Thief 25 Points

Who's going to need a diamond anyway?

Gluttony 50 Points

Get all the candy.

Escape! 100 Points

You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!

Freak o' Lantern

Medals Earned: 5/15 (80/500 points)

Assault And Battery 5 Points

Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.

Canine Evasion 5 Points

Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.

Extreme Extremity 10 Points

Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.

Mutation In Bulk 10 Points

Equip 3 perks at once.

Man's Best Friend 50 Points

Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.

Air Time 10 Points

Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.

Moar Candy! 10 Points

Steal a total of 20k candies.

Punk Buster 25 Points

Kill 50 bullies.

Wicked Efficiency 25 Points

Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.

Ambush Mayhem 50 Points

Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.

Candy Apocalypse 50 Points

Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.

Gruesome Excellence 50 Points

Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.

Monstrous Perfection 50 Points

Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.

Mother Dearest 50 Points

Take care of Mother...

Legendary Terror 100 Points

Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.

Gretel and Hansel

Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)

Baby Steps 5 Points

Make Gretel walk for the first time.

Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points

Obtain the slingshot

Time is Running Out 10 Points

Get the clock

Bitch Slap 10 Points

Shoot mom in the face

Honey Horror 10 Points

Get Bee Death

Sucked Dry 10 Points

Get Spider Death

Electra Complex 25 Points

Get Dad Carriage Death

Gretel Unit 25 Points

Take 200 shots with the slingshot

Here is Mommy! 25 Points

Get Axe Death

Kain 25 Points

Kill Hansel

Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points

Get Rabbit Death

Pecking Order 25 Points

Get Crow Death

Pest Removal 25 Points

Trap the squirrel

The Flamer 25 Points

Get Fire Death

Clockspert 50 Points

Solve clock puzzle

Get Stoned 50 Points

Get all 10 stones

Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points

Drop all ten stones

Grimm Master 100 Points

Get all 10 deaths