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Total Medals Earned: 627 (From 92 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 11,325 Points

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Key Puncher Unlocked 11/10/09
25 Points
Complete first 5 levels.
Systems Analyst Unlocked 11/10/09
25 Points
Complete first 9 levels.
PROgrammer 50 Points Complete Lighbot.

Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/100 points)

A Bad Taste of Pico

Polygonal Victory Unlocked 11/11/09
25 Points
Beat the game!
Dude, it's my Turn Unlocked 11/11/09
50 Points
???
Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 11/11/09
50 Points
???
Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points Rescue NeNe.
Twice the Fun 25 Points Rescue Darnell.
Meat is Murder 50 Points ???

Medals Earned: 3/6 (125/225 points)

Adventure Story

Clouds Disappear Unlocked 12/10/13
5 Points
Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Shrooms are Bouncy Unlocked 12/10/13
5 Points
Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Watch Your Step Unlocked 12/10/13
5 Points
Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Foe Juggler Unlocked 12/10/13
10 Points
Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Newbie Mage Unlocked 12/10/13
10 Points
Cast a spell for the first time.
Newbie Warrior Unlocked 12/10/13
10 Points
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
The Credits Unlocked 12/10/13
10 Points
Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Ice is Slippery 5 Points Stand on ice and slide around.
Lava is Hot 5 Points Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Animal Cruelty 10 Points Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Desert Dash 10 Points Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Foe Bouncer 10 Points Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Forest Jog 10 Points Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Frost Bite 10 Points Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Glacier Run 10 Points Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Master Mage 10 Points Cast a level 3 spell.
Master Warrior 10 Points Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Self Destruction 10 Points Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
Spikes are Painful 10 Points Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
Volcano Sprint 10 Points Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Balanced Skillset 25 Points Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Boss Immunity 25 Points Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Endangered Species 25 Points Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Level Grinder 25 Points Reach an experience level of 30.
Power Up 25 Points Max out your HP and MP.
Boss Hunter 50 Points Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Foe Exterminator 50 Points Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Gold Hoarder 50 Points Collect every coin in every level.
Great Adventurer 50 Points Open every treasure chest in every level.
The End 100 Points Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.

Medals Earned: 7/30 (55/600 points)

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 11/4/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Armed Prophet

Alien Juice Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Hand it Over Unlocked 11/28/09
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 4/17 (55/480 points)

Armored Ashura

Henshin Unlocked 11/7/09
5 Points
Transform to Ashura mode!
Coming Home Unlocked 11/7/09
25 Points
End the game.
Comboist 10 Points Perform a 45 combo.
Greedy Ashura 50 Points Score more than 200K
Ashura Master 100 Points End the game without dying in expert difficulty.

Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/190 points)

Asslevania: SOTB

Medal #1 Unlocked 11/13/13
5 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #6 Unlocked 11/13/13
5 Points
Don't skip the intro.
Medal #8 Unlocked 11/13/13
5 Points
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal _13 Unlocked 11/13/13
5 Points
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 Unlocked 11/13/13
5 Points
Welcome back!
Medal/23 Unlocked 11/13/13
5 Points
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 Unlocked 11/13/13
5 Points
Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 Unlocked 11/13/13
5 Points
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medal/20 Unlocked 11/13/13
10 Points
Get a little head.
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Medals Earned: 9/30 (50/500 points)

Assured Destruction

HE ONLY WANTED TO CLEAN!!! Unlocked 6/12/13
5 Points
Wipe the tears away from Mr. Toiletpaper
Long live filth! Unlocked 6/12/13
10 Points
Survive the incredible challenges of round 1
IT BURNS!!! 10 Points Buy a taco
Yellow stone? LOL 25 Points Buy a flaming hot taco.
Majestic like a bird 50 Points Buy the last taco you will ever eat
Experimental substances 100 Points Buy doner
Mans Best Friend 100 Points Buy broccoli
Massive dump 100 Points Buy the last kebab

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/400 points)

Brawl Royale

NoLegs Unlocked 8/22/09
5 Points
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage Unlocked 8/22/09
5 Points
That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry Unlocked 8/22/09
5 Points
Go back to your cave.
Yoko Unlocked 8/22/09
5 Points
Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz Unlocked 8/22/09
10 Points
Wololo.
Cool Story Bro Unlocked 8/22/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lazarus Unlocked 8/22/09
10 Points
Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha Unlocked 8/22/09
25 Points
Systems failure imminent.
Natalie Unlocked 8/22/09
25 Points
Go back to kitchen.
Canti 50 Points Master the guitar.
Masochist 50 Points Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku 100 Points Save the universe from evil.

Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)

Bullet Heaven

Boom Unlocked 12/9/13
5 Points
Use a bomb for the first time.
Stray Bullets Unlocked 12/9/13
5 Points
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Angel Wings Unlocked 12/9/13
10 Points
Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Counter Attack Unlocked 12/9/13
10 Points
Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
I Like Swords Unlocked 12/9/13
10 Points
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Killer Unlocked 12/9/13
10 Points
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Pew Pew Pew Unlocked 12/9/13
10 Points
Play 10 levels as Lance.
Power Up Unlocked 12/9/13
10 Points
Fully upgrade any stat.
Punching Bag Unlocked 12/9/13
10 Points
Get hit 100 times in total.
Shields On Unlocked 12/9/13
10 Points
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Shooter Unlocked 12/9/13
10 Points
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Sniper Unlocked 12/9/13
10 Points
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Stars Everywhere Unlocked 12/9/13
10 Points
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Bronze Badge Unlocked 12/9/13
25 Points
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Silver Badge Unlocked 12/9/13
25 Points
Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
500k 10 Points Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Bullet Hell 10 Points Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Gold Farmer 10 Points Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Max Power 10 Points Fully upgrade all stats
Millionaire 10 Points Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Slayer 10 Points Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Tree Hugger 10 Points Play 10 levels as Anna.
Ultimate Blade 10 Points Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Bullet Master 25 Points Complete all bonus levels.
Gold Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Pacifism 25 Points Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Perfect Run 25 Points Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Platinum Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
The End 25 Points Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
3 Heart Challenge 50 Points Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Mass Murderer 50 Points Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Diamond Badge 100 Points Get A ranks in all 25 levels.

Medals Earned: 15/32 (170/600 points)